This entire week has been most disasterous in my time here in living hell. Not only the 'intelligent ones' came up with two stalls that sold edible faeces, they came up with another three stalls that sold 'amazing' dung. I don't think you could ever find more unique, mouth-watering and tantalizing food, except if you look up Guiness Book of Records for the most unedible edible crap. If you can't find it on that page, try checking the glossary for the spiciest shit in the world. Never know, you might actually find it there folks. This place is really upgrading itself from barn sludge to upper end toilet solids.
Why am I giving them so much 'credit'? I don't know, maybe cause i'm such an honest critique? Or it's probably due to the fact that i had two continuous days of blazing diarrhea and churning or rather scrapping stomach. For an obssesive compulsive fanatic food addict, this place can be pictured as a bulemics haven for diet freaks. How else would you expect to lose weight other than the natural way with natural organic food like half a sack of chilli in a plate of fried rice, unless you want them to excrete fire coated shit and regurgitate their stomach's entire content. I eat to live but I would like to live to eat. Here, I eat to survive, but survival lies not in the food that they serve because it does more damage than good, i assure you!!
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